I slumped to the floor with the axe firmly lodged in my back...

Hopefully the rest of this story won't have to be quite so dramatic! But hopefully it will be filled with intrigue, good characters, brooding heros (got to love those!), and even the occassional celebrity visit (one can dream)...

Only the Portentous Flame really knows the true nature of this story, but for the rest of us, we'll have to settle for letting time tell...